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Humorous Bible Verses

HUMOROUS BIBLE VERSES and Bible Quotes that are humorous and unusual. The best and most popular Bible verses organized into a large variety of topics.

The wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood.

- Proverbs 30:33

The voice of the turtle is heard in our land.

- Song of Songs 2:12

I will discover thy skirts upon thy face.

- Nahum 3:5

I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on.

- Song of Songs 5:3

[They] shalt suck the breast of kings.

- Ecclesiastes 10:1

I am tossed up and down as the locust.

- Psalms 109:23

I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.

- Malachi 2:3

Every head was made bald, and every shoulder was peeled.

- Ezekiel 29:18

My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth.

- Job 19:20

Every man shall kiss his lips that giveth a right answer.

- Proverbs 24:26

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